LORD ZEDD'S MOVIES
MONSTER HIGH (1989)
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Directed By:
Rudy Poe

Rated R
Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Comedy
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity

THE PLOT:

Mr. Armageddon has come to Earth searching for an alien device stolen by two High School kids. Now Mr. Armageddon is building an army of monsters to help take over the school and find the device.

ZEDD'S OPINION:

The premise works, the monsters are cool. But they tried to make it a serious eighties monster movie while at the same time have Airplane style humor and that mixture just doesn't work. But it's not completely horrible and is worth watching, if you have nothing else to do. 5 STARS

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VOLTRON'S OPINION:

Zedd is being two kind again to annoying movie with really no redeeming value. I can't stand movies that use body doubles, they could have used that money for better effects or something. For me, this movie is just one annoying joke after another with no real value and I for a party of one would rather watch a test pattern then to sit through this crapper again. THE NOOSE!

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ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ HITS):

+ COOL MONSTERS (The monsters are cool.)
+ PREMISE (The premise works.)

ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSES):

- SERIOUS AND GOOFY (It tried to be series and goofy at the same time.)
- ANNOYING (VOLTRON found it really annoying.)
- BODY DOUBLE (VOLTRON hates body doubles.)

AND FINALLY....

- UNFUNNY (VOLTRON didn't find it very funny at all.)

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